September 2010
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This amazes me:
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most recent phone call
*ring ring ... ring ring*
man (rough, gravelly voice): hullo!
me: hello, may I speak with mr. smith please?
man: I dunno aboutchoo darlin' - but I think you've got the wrong number!
me: ohh, okay - well thank you very much - -
man: no it is NOT OKAY - why don't you GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!!!
me: ... ... ???
man: -CLICK-
*just for the record, I am not a telemarketer*
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sarah: if we lived with each other, I would take a picture of you every day for 500 days. i'd make a website called 500 days of deb.
me: if we lived together, i would do it back and it would probably be less than 25 days until you murdered me in my sleep.
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